My Pregnant-Looking Body
Not to brag, but I was a MILF before I was a mom.
I’ve been asked 3 different times if I was pregnant when I, in fact, was not.
The first time, I was a mildly chubby 17-year-old cashier at Walmart. A male customer congratulated me, and I asked what he was talking about, and he returned with a question I’d never heard before.