My Toddler Commanded Me to Throw Up

“I swear, kid, I did not eat that chicken!”

Photo of various evenly-spaced dinosaur figurines/toys spread across a gray surface. Photo take from above. Figurines are various dinosaur species and various colors (e.g., a lime green stegosaurus in the upper left corner). Photo by Nate DeWaele on Unsplash.

My son is a full-fledged Dino Kid at two years old. Club Baboo on YouTube Kids got him started. We encouraged his interest with a set of two-piece dinosaur puzzles, and… 6 months later, our home is one of faithful followers of the Church of Prehistoric Animals. We have two books from the Smithsonian, several puzzles, a playmat…