O, shopping giant, foul siren — how thou dost call me back again and again, only to drag me down to moral depths
Image shows one person (right) handing a stack of three medium-sized packages to another person (left). For both people pictured, only their hands, wrists, and forearms are clearly visible. The packages have nondescript packing materials. The background is a blurry cityscape. The person handing the packages (right) has brown skin, is wearing a silver watch on their left wrist, and appears to be a man. The person receiving the packages (left) has brown skin, is wearing a bracelet or wristband on their left wrist, and appears to be a woman. Photo by Kindel Media from Pexels.
Ok, so maybe that opener was a bit dramatic.
Who doesn’t need a little dramatic flair sometimes, am I right?